Not the Soap

Wacky Headlines

According to this one on yahoo today, I'm screwed.

Retail Therapy

I am having such a crappy day. So I bought this:

I have two gigs booked in August, and after talking to the person I would need to help me transport and set up, I plan to take this to at least one of them. I've got music picked out and a costume in mind- one that won't have me sewing for the next 5 years, but it will mean even more rhinestones need to be purchased. I even bought the quick release kit for optimum set up and tear down ease.

Surprisingly it did make me feel better.

New Job Wisdom

No matter how masculine the players, or how fierce the competition- If you watch grown men wrestling on the floor in fast forward, it looks like they're making out.